Don’t Juggle Bees! And Other Useless Advice For Silly Children: A Silly Rhyming Picture Books for Kids by Gerald Hawksley

Another silly rhyming children’s picture book from Gerald Hawksley!
DO say “please”, if you’d like some cheese.
DON’T attempt to juggle bees.
DO remember where you keep your toes.
DON’T balance an elephant on your nose.
Packed with completely useless advice and jolly illustrations, this charming rhyming picture book is a simple, silly guide to life, which will enlighten and entertain silly children (and silly adults) everywhere! A silly rhyming picture book for children by Gerald Hawksley, created especially for the Kindle.

And DO see if you can spot the mouse on every page!

Author: Gerald Hawksley

Rating: Rating: 4.40 / 5
173 reviews

The Mystic Princesses and the Whirlpool by PJ LaRue and Aristides Rodriguez

Join Exciting Princess Adventures and Learn Life Lessons Along the Way
Have you ever wanted to ride a dolphin or dreamed of playing on a rainbow as if it were a waterslide?

How would you feel if someone tried to kidnap you, and you were forced to move to Hawai’i to hide and live with people you don’t know? That happened to Harmonie.

Come meet Harmonie, her new Mystic Princess friends, and find out what happens when her enemies, the Children of Ares, find her again.

Would you kindly consider leaving a review? Thank you.

Author: PJ LaRue and Aristides Rodriguez

Rating: Rating: 4.80 / 5
25 reviews

Brownie Points by Jennifer Coburn

Sometimes that’s the way the Thin Mints crumble…When Lisa Taylor and her family move from San Francisco to the suburban paradise of Los Corderos, they know their family won’t fit in perfectly. They’re the only interracial family in the neighborhood. Lisa is a snarky sculptor. And 13-year-old Logan is gay.After Logan is repeatedly bullied at school, he finds his niche in an unusual place – his twin sister’s Girl Scout troop. When he tries to join, the organization refuses, so the boy sues for gender discrimination and sets off a firestorm of national media coverage. This only makes matters worse between the Logan and his father, a macho firefighter who is already struggling with his son’s sexual orientation.Adding to the strife is Lisa’s increasing distaste for Junta Moms who wish each other “Namaste” while rigging school elections and stealing each other’s husbands.Join the Taylors on their hilarious journey as they face the fight of their lives and,in the process, discover what it means to be a family.Praise for Jennifer Coburn’s Books”Jennifer Coburn’s Tales From the Crib is a deliciously fun, laugh-out-loud readabout one woman’s journey toward motherhood. You won’t be able to put this book down until you arrive at the final, satisfying page.”- Emily Giffin, author of Where We Belong“The Queen Gene is entertaining…fresh, fast, and unpredictable…I didn’t want it to end!”- Jennifer Lancaster, author of Jeneration X“I absolutely loved The Wife of Reilly. It’s so funny and snappy, it was a totaldelight…a riot from start to finish, but an intelligent, thoughtful one that says alot about the nature of love and relationships.”- Marian Keyes, author of This Charming Man

Author: Jennifer Coburn

Rating: Rating: 4.20 / 5
104 reviews

Gone Off The D by K Griffin and Jackie Chanel

Join Dawn as she gives you a first hand look into her life of a young woman who is deeply in love with a Baltimore hustler named Rell; a slick talking guy who has all the right words and on top of that he had the best sex. She finds herself all wrapped up in the dreams that her prince charming will become the family man she wants. No matter how much pain and embarrassing moments he puts her through, she is willing to stay and fight for their relationship. Rell has different plans though. He has access to all the fun and women that he desires and just see Dawn as just another female he can add to his long list of his sexual partners. Is Dawn all caught up in a web of deceit and lies or will she break free from being Gone off the D?

Author: K Griffin and Jackie Chanel

Rating: Rating: 4.30 / 5
74 reviews

Sky Zone: A Novel (The Crittendon Files Book 3) by Creston Mapes

A rally for a controversial presidential candidate.A terrorist threat.A nightmare of cataclysmic proportions. Jack and Pamela Crittendon have hit the breaking point. After months out of work as a reporter, Jack is playing Mr. Mom and working part-time at Festival Arena with his survivalist friend Brian Shakespeare. Meanwhile, Pamela has gone back to work full-time while eight months pregnant. Having her recently widowed mother on hand isn’t making matters any easier.With financial pressures boiling, Jack reports for duty at a rally for controversial presidential candidate Martin Sterling where he expects a mindless night on the job. But when Homeland Security picks up intel about a potential terrorist threat, Jack and Shakespeare are thrust into a life-or-death battle to save their own lives–and the lives of thousands of innocent people.This third book in The Crittendon Files reminds us of the power of family, friendships and faith–and why we are never in as much control as we think.

Author: Creston Mapes

Rating: Rating: 4.80 / 5
75 reviews

Bex Carter 1: Aunt Jeanie’s Revenge (The Bex Carter Series) by Tiffany Nicole Smith

Book 1 of the Bex Carter SeriesThirteen-year-old Bex Carter has a lot on her plate. Her biggest challenge is living with her Aunt Jeanie. As much as Bex tries to please her aunt, they always seem to butt heads. Sometimes Bex feels as if Aunt Jeanie goes out of her way to make her life miserable. Aunt Jeanie enrolls Bex in a social group called the Silver Roses, a group that’s supposed to teach young girls how to be proper ladies, however it turns out to be nothing more than a club for snobs. Bex wants out, but she’s made a deal with Aunt Jeanie. Will Bex take a stand against the Silver Roses or will their snobbery rub off on her? Other books in the Bex Carter Series:#2: All’s Fair in Love and Math#3: Winter Blunderland #4: The Great War of Lincoln Middle (Available Dec 2013)

Author: Tiffany Nicole Smith

Rating: Rating: 4.60 / 5
97 reviews

Planet Urth (Book 1) by Jennifer Martucci and Christopher Martucci

**99 cents for a LIMITED TIME ONLY**
Jennifer and Christopher Martucci, coauthors of the hit series Arianna Rose and Dark Creations, would like to take you on an exciting new journey. They invite you to visit Planet Urth…
More than two hundred years into the future, human beings are an endangered species. The planet has been battered by war, its inhabitants plagued by disease and death. Few humans survived and remained unaffected. Most changed dramatically and evolved into something else entirely. Irrevocable alterations caused by chemical warfare have created a new species. North America is in ruins and has been overtaken. Humanity has fallen at the hands of mutants known as Urthmen.
Seventeen year-old Avery is alive and unchanged. But she has not been immune to the harshness of the new world. She has lived on the run for much of her life, in terror.
After losing her father, Avery is the sole guardian of her eight-year-old sister, June. Avery is now charged with June’s safety as well as her own, a nearly impossible task.
Forced to hide deep in the forest and away from the cities overrun by Urthmen, Avery and her sister are constantly hunted. Danger awaits them at every turn. They fear they are the only human beings left, that they are the last of their kind.
But are they truly alone?
Find out in this raw and rousing first installment of the Planet Urth series.

Author: Jennifer Martucci and Christopher Martucci

Rating: Rating: 4.10 / 5
629 reviews

The Key (The True Reign Series Book 1) by Jennifer Anne Davis

                                   ***Winner – Curvy Book Award 2013: Best Overall Small Press***                  His father’s kingdom is on the brink of upheaval and at the center of it all is an ordinary girl who could be the key to its undoing. When faced with the ultimate choice, will he choose the girl he’s falling in love with or the kingdom he has sworn to protect?An ordinary girl with an extraordinary past… All she wants is to be free. What she doesn’t realize is that freedom comes with a price she can’t afford to pay. She’s forced to accept the proposal of a prince she despises, even though her heart belongs to someone else… his brother.Seventeen-year-old Rema lives in a brutal kingdom where travel between regions is forbidden, people are starving, and looking at someone the wrong way can mean death. Nineteen-year-old Darmik is the king’s son and Commander of the King’s Army. He spends his days roving the island, doing his father’s bidding and trying to maintain control over the people.When a chance encounter throws Rema and Darmik together, they share an instantaneous connection, but any sort of relationship between them is strictly forbidden. Darmik’s brother, the Crown Prince, notices Darmik’s interest in Rema and, in a calculated, political move, blackmails her. Faced with an impossible choice, Rema is forced to sacrifice her heart in order to save her family.As Rema is taken to the palace with the Crown Prince, Darmik confronts the growing rumor that a legitimate blood heir to the throne exists and is trying to overthrow Darmik’s family. In Darmik’s quest to hunt down and kill the threat, he discovers that nothing is as it seems. Locked in the king’s castle, Rema finds herself a key player in a massive power struggle. When Darmik shows up, she’s not sure if she can trust him. The line between friends, enemies, and loyalty becomes blurred. As truths are unlocked, Rema understands that she just might be the key to finding the rightful heir and restoring peace to the kingdom… if she can manage to stay alive long enough.

Author: Jennifer Anne Davis

Rating: Rating: 4.40 / 5
319 reviews

A Diamond In My Pocket (The Unaltered Book 1) by Lorena Angell

Readers who enjoy Teen fantasy, paranormal, science fiction, action and adventure, with a hint of romance will like The Unaltered Series, an Amazon Bestselling series.Sixteen-year-old Calli Courtnae surprisingly breaks the 100-meter world record at her high school track meet and is whisked off to Montana to train for Olympic tryouts. Upon arriving, however, she finds something totally unexpected. Her fellow athletes are secretive, mysterious, paranoid, uncommonly beautiful–and endowed with the same gift of superhuman speed she now exhibits. The truth, Calli learns, is she has been brought to Montana to join an elite clan of Runners who train to undertake highly secret missions for the benefit of superhuman kids everywhere.When three Runners from her compound are kidnapped by a clan of evil terrorists who can kill with their thoughts, Calli is assigned to the team that must deliver a rare magic diamond to the terrorists in exchange for the hostages. Calli is just beginning to accept her new world when it is turned upside-down by a mysterious woman who secretly gives Calli the real diamond, while the team leader is given a decoy. Almost immediately the magic diamond in Calli’s pocket unleashes within her a startling range of supernatural powers and mind-reading abilities. Using her new-found powers, Calli exposes traitors among her team, has visions of her companions’ tragic futures, and learns she alone holds the power to change the outcome. While Calli knows her powers derive from the secret diamond in her pocket, her companions do not, and Calli dreads the fast-approaching day when they will discover the truth.

Author: Lorena Angell

Rating: Rating: 4.60 / 5
374 reviews

Children’s Book: First Time At The Pool: Beautifully Illustrated Summer Swimming Book (A Kayleigh Series 4) by RyAnn Hall and Inga Shalvashvili

Meet Kayleigh and read about her first time in the big pool. She gets so excited when she sees the pool. She is not scared of it at all and has so much fun!

This book builds confidence. It teaches kids to be brave and to get out there and try new things. You never know how much fun you will have unless you get out there and try!

Author: RyAnn Hall and Inga Shalvashvili

Rating: Rating: 4.70 / 5
23 reviews